Lemons

A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.

Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.

by Clone394 June 5, 2011

Lemons

Hard Core Sex ((Level 5))

Also used in Anime Fan-fic, but can apply elsewhere

My roomate heard me and my girlfriend groaning really loud from our lemons, so he yelled

"Drink that Lemonade!"

by LemonadeforDays January 30, 2012

Lemons

A person who gets fucked by a mermaid.

The Lemons got fucking railed by a mermaid.

by Fairy Princess Has a Penis May 24, 2017

lemons

something that is not ideal, shitty, or sucked.

"did you hear about how todd's dog died the other day? that shits lemons man"

by yuh__ August 14, 2019

Lemons

A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.

Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.

by Clone394 June 5, 2011

lemons

Fun To Throw At People

Lets Throw Lemons At People!!

by A*Girl July 6, 2006

Lemons

An Underground street name for weed.
Can be used as follows.

Lemons = Weed.
Lime = Tabacco
Lime and Lemons = Tabacco and Weed
Sour = Getting Stoned/High.
Sucking Some Lemons = Smoking Some Weed.

"I'm going down to my mates house later to fo and suck some lemons, may mix a little bit of lime in aswell. Should get nice and sour"

by Mr.Smook August 1, 2007