Lemon Demon Quotes

Sharks exist in real life (WOAH)
What you girls real need is a soft fuzzy man
YOUR BABIES ALIVE
Harry Potter in Japan
(SCREAM)
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
🎶Pizza Heros 🎶
I only wanna have Your babies
Harry Potter in France

I’m sorry if you read this but Lemon Demon quotes are funny

by SwagToastOwO January 26, 2022

lemon dick

A lemon dick is what you get when you expect a big dick but instead get a 4in at best

Chyann was dissatisfied when Jacob pulled out his lemon dick

by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016

Difficult difficult lemon difficult

The awkwardly worded antonym to 'Easy peasy lemon squeezy' meant to express that something was very difficultly done.

"That claims process was difficult difficult lemon difficult"

by Therane08 April 16, 2017

Lemon Diesel

Lemon Diesel marijuana is West coast Diesel crossed with Lemon Skunk marijuana, very sweet, lemony and its smoke is very light, makes you happy and silly for hours on end, beautiful strain of marijuana, very crystally and hairy. Amazing

Gimme that lemon diesel bro, i want to smoke that shit, im going to love life in 5 mins.

by Drew Gumm June 15, 2008

Lemon Demon

1. a demonic citrus fruit

2. A popular band on the internet

1. Oh snap! a lemon demon just possessed my sprite

2. "Who wrote The Ultimate Showdown?"

"some band named lemon demon"

by Gabe262626 December 26, 2007

Lemon Drizzle Cake

A euphemism for a woman's vagina, specifically being referred to if you have previously performed oral sex on said woman.

Robert: Have you tried Mrs McKellar's Lemon Drizzle Cake?
Stuart: No
Robert: It's fucking tasty shit like

by Stuart The Funnyman December 26, 2011

lemon demon

A musical project and band made by our god, Neil Cicierega, in 2003. Not to be associated with the FNF monster.

Person 1: "lemon demon"
Person 2: "yes."

by devilish citrus November 26, 2022