Two Left Cheeks

Phrase expressing the inability to twerk.

A derivation from the phrase, "two left feet" which is used to refer to someone who can't dance.
Bro 1: Dude, tried to learn how to twerk after watching the new Miley Cyrus video. Two hours later, all I had was sore calfs -- just can't twerk no matter how hard I try!

Bro 2: You must have two left cheeks, man.
by Zoren Shoeman July 23, 2013
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left cheek sneak

Letting a quick fart out while lifting your left buttock.
"EW, what's that smell? Mike, did you perform a left cheek sneak in here?"
by Elektra May 6, 2006
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single tear left cheek

Sarcastic reference to being sad. More emphasis than simply "single tear".
That slut Sarah died. Single tear left cheek.
by JennLitt October 3, 2007
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When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022
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Darren's left cheek

Darren's left cheek is an attention-seeking edgelord that is emo
Jack: Man, I hate life, I want to be edgy and cool
Lucas: You sound like Darren's left cheek rn
by kaden's daddy June 20, 2022
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Left But cheek

One who acts like a butt cheek. Someone who is being annoying, thinks their funny or cool. Usual names begin with G and Z
My girlfriend Gillian is acting like a left but cheek
by Tactical ocelot September 24, 2017
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Left ass cheek autism

A person who fakes autism because they think its silly/cute
Chrissy's autims came from their left ass cheek left ass cheek autism
by BowieePOP January 16, 2024
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