Learned the clarinet at school 

Euphimism for "I give great blowjobs" or “I give a fantastic blowjob”

Sarah: "Any special skills?"
John: "Learned the clarinet at school."

Learned the clarinet at school by justicecupcakes November 4, 2012

Learned the clarinet at school 

Colloquial term for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

"I'm John Watson, and I learned the clarinet at school. *wink*"

Learned the clarinet at school by learnedtheclarinetinschool November 3, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

V. Euphemistic, means "giving a fantastic blowjob" among the more subtle circles of sex-driven musicality. Frequently whispered by lusty musicians both in and out of educational environments.

"Man that was some fine clarinet lernin' going on at school today," said J.W. as he wiped the cum from his lips.

"I certainly learned the clarinet at school well today."

learned the clarinet at school by Mycroft H. November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

Slang for 'able to give a fucking fantastic blowjob'.

"Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.

learned the clarinet at school by Ferretsoup November 7, 2012

I Learned The Clarinet at School

I give fantastic blowjobs.

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...

I Learned The Clarinet at School by There I fixed it. November 4, 2012

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

I learned the clarinet at school by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Learned to play the clarinet at school 

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

Learned to play the clarinet at school by lscamander November 5, 2012