Leaner

A longish extrusion of fecal material stuck to the skin of the left or right ass-cheek, that is free enough to lean to the right or left, front or back, depending on the angle of the bum relative to the toilet seat. May or may not be fully extruded from the balloon knot, but must be attached to the cheek in question. May be partially submerged in the toilet water, if long enough. Requires a vigorous shaking of the butt cheeks and possible sphincter contraction to dislodge, followed by extensive butt-wiping to ensure proper hygiene.

Christian: (Loudly, from the bathroom) Dad! I've got a leaner!
Dad: And that's my problem how?

by Snarkzilla February 4, 2014

leaner

when a guy is taking a pee and has to use the wall to hold himself up from the great feeling

Dude that piss...total leaner!

by dr dexter mothopilis January 7, 2012

Leaner

A person who leans over the table while shooting in a game of beerpong.

You won because your a leaner

LEANER... re shoot!

by robboo August 17, 2008

leadery

someone who is defined as a leader

My friend is very leadery

by Joeboyisboring August 23, 2021

Laptop leaner

To get an erection while using your laptop computer.

"Dude, my girlfriend and I were swapping some HOT e-mails and I ended up with a laptop leaner."

by KendallLicksShannon July 1, 2008

leaner

A line of coke.

You know, you gotta lean over to get at it.

Joey: Ey man, hit up this leaner?

Ted: Definately

by doktorfunk November 2, 2005

super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis

like Kid Cudi, Just bein a hoss at life.

Larry: Yo man, you hear "Dat New New" shit Cudi just put out??
Don: Hell mutha fuckin' yeah, i be super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis all night foo.
Larry: Damn, just like that kid named Cudi..

by toasty816 November 21, 2010