Lazarus

A nice and very caring boy that will listen to any problem you have and try to help you out. Has his mind set on the women he loves. Is obsessed with jeep Cherokees. Will stay true to the lady he will meet in high school. They will meet when Lazarus is a Jr in highschool. They will end up marrying eachother after high school. Takes what is thrown at him and try to make things work.

I want someone like Lazarus.

by RKO out of nowhere March 29, 2019

Lazarus

Submissive and breedable man.

"Woah, that guy is totally Lazarus"
"Dude, right? He just looks ready to be submissive!"

by vendetta1102 May 18, 2023

Lazarus

The most caring perfect boyfriend in the world. I fell hard for him he is so cute and adorable. I'm going to marry him. We are getting married he is so perfect forever after. <3

Lazarus

by Your always and forever May 20, 2013

lazarus

The correct spelling of my name that originated from the main character, Lazarus Long, in the novel "Time Enough For Love".

I will read only books writen by Robert A. Heinlein.

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Lazarus

A powerful brew, base coffee, sometimes chemically augmented, that has the power to 'raise one from the dead'. A defense against lethargy, apathy, and the tomb of sleep. Crafted by the modern shaman Lanning.

The last two days had been the most productive in all of Chuck's life. As the second night passed without want of sleep, he wept for the third of his existence he'd sacrificed to the bed. Truly, Lanning's Lazarus was god in a cup.

by AtomSmith October 16, 2008

Lazarus

Laz is a goat he is very shy but nice when you get to meet him

Lazarus

by [e-mail] June 3, 2021

Lazarus

Lazarus is a person who is extremely short but can lift a truck if he wanted too. He gets no hoes and thinks he’s the leader of the group but in reality... he’s the prospect. His favourite things are talking to his sandwiches, porn, five nights at freddys, swimming and anime. He is extremely retarded When it comes to common sense and school work and delusional Asf but his friends love him cause he is funny, he needs to stop being a child and gain some confidence and mature up if he wants some hoes😂

Lazarus is such a fat cunt

“Lazarus why are you fucking that hedgehog

“laz stop eating that guys ass”

by She luv Tyrone’s fat cock November 22, 2021