lay down the Persian

a reference to cut a rug; to dance very well and impress others. Persians being the best type of rug

"Fred's a great dancer, hang around and watch him lay down the Persian"

by Ru$h March 9, 2008

lay down the law

Start controlling the situation and enforce your rules.

"I layed down the law and now my wife doesnt cheat on me anymore."

by Diego September 4, 2003

Lay Down Shower

A Lay Down Shower is when a shower is taken in both an exhausted and horny state. When laying down with the water falling down on you, you commence beating off. By beating off while laying down, the subject also eliminates the danger of knees buckling while jacking it, making it a much safer experience

We decided to surprise our stupid friend in the shower, to our astonishment we rolled the curtain back and he was in the middle of a Lay Down Shower.

by magizzle September 13, 2007

lay down the brown

use the bathroom, defecate.

Oh! Be right back, I've got to lay down the brown

by peyt April 28, 2006

lay down or stay down

you either with us or you against us
produce by (state property)-the movie

by younghova June 25, 2003

lay down the murder game

To participate in the act of killing ones rivals, former friends, or any punk muthafucka who who talks shit, or double crosses them.

Yo that nigga Calvin was talking shit so i had to lay down the murder game down real quick and that nigga is invisible now.

by Money Making Mitch May 29, 2011

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate I'll be right back, just gotta lay down a log

by bobjonas December 29, 2015