Used to define not just an individual who plays the sport of lacrosse, but whos personality is shaped by it, meaning he is laid back, chill, and wears: pink, polo shirts with popped collars, checkered or baggy kaki shorts, ripped jeans and flipflops or clarks. Usually has shaggy hair, exteame laxers use phrases like "Whatcha need brah" or "Shaa dudsey"
Laxer: "Sup Brah"
Baseball fag: Put your fucking collar down you faggot lacrosse player, so you think you can manage to win a regional championship this year? We'll probably win states again...
Laxer: "Whatever dude, later"
Hot chick in mini skirt: "I like your pink shirt, you wanna come over tonight my parents won't be home"
Laxer: "Thats straight..."
(laxer gets laid later that night, basball fag goes and plays with his friends penis while admiring their shiny state championship rings
Baseball fag: Put your fucking collar down you faggot lacrosse player, so you think you can manage to win a regional championship this year? We'll probably win states again...
Laxer: "Whatever dude, later"
Hot chick in mini skirt: "I like your pink shirt, you wanna come over tonight my parents won't be home"
Laxer: "Thats straight..."
(laxer gets laid later that night, basball fag goes and plays with his friends penis while admiring their shiny state championship rings
by Noah H March 12, 2006
A shortened name for lacrosse player.
1) Eliz and I were discussing my screenname one day, when we decided to make 'laxer' into a word.
2) Eliz and I are both laxers.
2) Eliz and I are both laxers.
by Becky February 14, 2004
male lacrosse players, officially. unofficially, douchebags living in the East Coast region, especially Maryland, Virginia and Pennsylvania, who like to "crush Natties" and generally degrade women, intelligence and the importance of an education. Always hot, always ass holes.
Mike was getting sloppy drunk and making sandwich jokes, while Brendan was flipping his hair and making cat-calls with incorrect grammar. typical laxers.
by severnschooler July 14, 2011
A bro who is better than everybody else in his own sense. But not really though, he is actually a douche and a faggot.
Laxer: hey bro
Guy: oh.. hey.
Laxer: have you played lacrosse lately?
Guy: umm.. no, i don't play.. lacrosse is for losers.
Laxer: Yeah, well I did it with this hot girl last night, really hot, like only a laxer could get someone like her.
Guy: (under his breath) douche.
Guy: oh.. hey.
Laxer: have you played lacrosse lately?
Guy: umm.. no, i don't play.. lacrosse is for losers.
Laxer: Yeah, well I did it with this hot girl last night, really hot, like only a laxer could get someone like her.
Guy: (under his breath) douche.
by deffnotalaxer March 19, 2010
by baseballer10 May 31, 2009
by wrongo August 11, 2005
Very advanced highschool lacrosse players, that could probably win against a few D1 college teams. Even my team in Darien, CT doesn't stand much of a chance. I went to see a few games last year, because my grandparents live in Bethesda and I went to visit them, and my cousins.
by Matt-crosse April 28, 2005