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Poot my lavato

shitting yourself due to anxiety
Kitt: I am going to poot my lavato, I'm too anxious right now

Victoria: oh no
by vicmorgan1@hotmail.com May 29, 2018
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Lavatory Junkie

One who is a junkie of the lavatory and visits it in excess.
God dammit thats the fourth time in half an hour I been to take a pee. And I spent an hour on the crapper this morning, I'm becoming a lavatory junkie.
by chrisman99 September 22, 2010
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Lavasophagus

When heartburn has reached apocalyptic proportions and can only be described as lava in the esophagus. Usually occurring in the third trimester of pregnancy.
I had Mexican for lunch and pizza for dinner. It gave me Lavasophagus all night long.
by MrsSully March 17, 2019
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Lavatory Load

This is the ultimate in depravity!!! Combine a man doing the upper deck (defecate in the toilet tank), with a woman dropping an AC Slater (defecating in reverse on the toilet), while she gives him the blumpkin (blowjob while defecating).
That bitch was a freak! She gave me a blumpkin while she was AC Slatering, while I went upper deck! This situation deserves a new name...the Lavatory Load!

This one is the ultimate, it can't be defeated!!!!

If she's behaves badly...you can finish her off with either the jelly donut or the angry walrus, for good measure!
by zax4life December 29, 2007
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ladyboy lavatory

adyboy locker room

A ladyboy, transvestite or transexual, who because of their gender identity, feels comfortable using a woman's restroom, bathroom or locker room. transgendered, transexual, LGBT, gay, lesbian, bisexual, ladyboy, transvestite, queerestroom, genderbender bathroom, President Obama, Obama
I am still coming to terms with the gender identity crisis so many people are facing. My girlfriend came out of the bathroom and said a young man was dressed in a beautiful skirt and heels. The women's bathroom is now a ladyboy lavatory.
by joecoolthefool May 13, 2016
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Lanatophil

A person who really loves watermelons. (From the watermelons latin name "Citrullus lanatus")
You eat watermelon for breakfast lunch and dinner. You must be a lanatophil!
by ilmosz May 19, 2018
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Lavapop

A beautiful song written by Syphon, commonly known as the final "Swan Song" of tagging. After lavapop, tagging died and was replaced with tagcity.
I listen to lavapop 600 times a week
by How3rd September 29, 2020
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