lava lamp

1. Lamp which people could stare at for hours.
2. Girl/Guy who are fun to look at, but not too bright.
I stared at the lava lamp for 8 hours yesterday, it was awsome.
That chick I was with last night is a lava lamp.
by R.I.Pierce March 17, 2007
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(n./v.) to masturbate into a condom and then fill it with water and tie it. thus creating a lava lamp-like object to be hidden in the houses of friends as a revolting prank.
we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.

we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
by thelavalampingbandit August 18, 2010
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Lava Lamp

A light that protects you from the dark in a groovy way
Stephanie: I think Mckay put it there......(lava lamp)
Nicole: your just afraid of the dark :p
by Nickyelf-migero February 24, 2011
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Lava lamp

When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most
by Rellikjr. January 05, 2017
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Lava Lamp

A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.
Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
by Crackrkid May 01, 2019
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Hey dude, you Hungry, I have a lava lamp in my rape dungeon.
by charliesheeened June 24, 2011
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lava lamp

v. sex move, sticking a light bulb in a girls anus, and sex her vaj until the bulb lights up
I totally lava lamped that homeless old lady until the room stank.
by garfffffffff April 24, 2010
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