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lautch

doing a lautch is wear you have sex with someone while they are passed out or asleep
hey man i totally gave a girl a lautch last night she doesnt even know
by tom n josh September 17, 2013
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Lautzenheiser

A really long ass last name that no one can pronounce right, let alone spell. Comes from the German language meaning "Loud through the house".
"What's your last name?"

"Lautzenheiser"

"OK...I'll just call you by your first name"
by Evedora March 5, 2009
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Lautnering

A challenge in which everyone in the vicinity must take their shirt off after the word "Lautner" or "Lautnering" is mentioned. Whoever takes their shirt off the quickest wins the challenge. Inspired by Twilight actor Taylor Lautner, and made popular by the members/editors of Finnish stunt group The Dudesons.
After Jukka threatened the loser of a lautnering challenge with a brutal nutshot, Paul and Joey quickly struggled to remove their paint covered shirts to avoid punishment.
by gary dudeson May 14, 2017
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Taylor Lautner

An actor who portrays Jacob Black in the movie Twilight, and is now confirmed to be Jacob in Twilight's sequel, New Moon.
Idiot-Taylor Lautner, who's that?
Me- You know...that FINE sixteen year old who turns lots of Team Edward people to be Team Jacob?
Idiot-Oh, you mean the guy that will now be playing in New Moon?
Me-Yes. Him.
by i<3alphas.:] January 7, 2009
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Taylor Lautner

Plays Jacob Black in the movie "Twilight." As of December 2008, they are considering replacing him in "New Moon."
SAVE TAYLOR LAUTNER!
He is an amazing actor and very hot!
Taylor Lautner is a sexy beast. He is such a good Jacob Black.
by TaylorLautnerISJacobBlack January 2, 2009
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Taylor Lautner

The sexiest of the sexy and should be recognized for that.

He has an amazing smile and an even better body. Especially his new 30 pounds of extra hotness...

Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can go make crack babies together because Taylor is the only attractive one in that little group.

Don't get me wrong some of the other actors/actresses are attractive but no one is obsessing over them.

I have one note to add about Kristen Stewart. Okay first of all you need to do something about that man voice of yours and stop blinking every two seconds.

And second take some acting classes...

P.S. you ain't all that!
Example 1

Child of the future: "mommy who's that weird looking man on 'Where are They Now'?''

Mom: "Honey, HER name is Kristen Stewart!''

Example 2

T.V. Host: "Welcome back to 40 hottest men from the 21st century."

"And the number one spot is.....Taylor Lautner!!!"
by Berly123 June 25, 2009
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taylor lautner

A vary sexy actor who has nice abs and big muscles!!! most girls are in love with him!!!!
I wish i had abs like taylor lautner.
by lolsmilelol July 8, 2009
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