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Lotus Laud

A loving spirit individual who stands out from the crowd, who is more than interested in showing the world some love but it considered mad. This is often time an individual with another name.
Lol: You're so bubbly loving mood today
Omfg: Thanks I am Lotus Laud
Lol: Lotus Laud you said.
Omfg: What mood swing is that today
Lol: The one of serenity and love. Probably you need some.
by Omg You won't Believe#@$! February 8, 2021
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cum laude

cumming with great force and war cries
I need you to cum laude so the neighbors can hear, too.
by bigblueinmysmurf June 9, 2016
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Suma Cum Laude

Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.
Hey Nate, wanna try one of my Suma Cum Laudes sometime?
by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019
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Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.
My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.
by Ryan & Ben January 28, 2007
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Laudi

A laudi is a EXTREMELY attractive and sexy girl . Everyone wants her and she is super caring and loving. Your heart melts when you see her smile and you want to be with her for the rest of your life. She can be super sassy but she wants to be excepted and loved. She is quirky but she’s cute. All her fashion is different and she is the most unique person you will ever meet. Usually Laudi’s have exotic looks with glowing brown skin and gorgeous eyes. Normally Laudi’s are short but feisty! Don’t let a Laudi go if you have one.
Girl 1-Oh my god who is that? she’s so sexy!
Girl 2- i think that must be a laudi
Guy 1- holy shit that is a Laudi

Guy 2- I wanna tap that ass
by Lovekittens4ever February 27, 2019
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Harold Lauder

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.
A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)
by Godzilla himself April 4, 2010
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Magna Cum Laude

Latin for "Mega Cum Load". Used to describe exemplary prowess in cumshotting.
It says "Magna Cum Laude" on my resume. My cumshotting ability is a special skill that really makes me stand out from the competition.
by 409010402050 September 11, 2011
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