Taterbating

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself with Tater tots. When one feels urges, he or she may shove tater tots in or around their sexual organs.

Tater + Bating, Taterbating. Masturbating with the use of America's favorite food, tater tots.

Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"

Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"

by TaySarBetKel October 15, 2012

likerbating

The act of liking one's own comment or post on Facebook.

Likerbating, formally know as likerbation. *This is not the same as like-baiting*

"I hate it when Kruger keeps likerbating all of his own posts."

by BoneyMonkey September 3, 2014

Losterbating

The quick viewing of a back dated episode of the greatest show on international television, LOST. You generally only need to losterbate if you cannot contain your excitement for the next episode of LOST.

"Dude, Thursday is soo long from today!"
"Dude, you gotta engage in some losterbating. Try it with lube, it's way better."

by escapeartist88 January 31, 2008

Lofterbating

The act of jerking off while in IM's with someone in a chatroom.

I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.

by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005

Lazerating

The human ability to smear ones lips with chapstick, or some sort of lubricant. Wich in turn, makes them feel better. Alot better.

Hold on a sec, putting the phone down..im lazerating.

by Alice IssaBell Wonderland April 19, 2010

laserbaiting

The period between being sober and getting high

we were laserbaiting for atleast 10 minutes before we got high

by yourfuckingkiddingme May 26, 2011

lateraling

Definition: A person who believes they are above all others.

Synonyms: lack, pointless, lazy, do nothing

I see you have been lateraling alot lately.

by Axeman51 January 5, 2018