The name of the hairy wad the ends up between your butt cheeks when you wash your hair in the shower.
Ladies...do you ever get that annoying wad of hair between your butt cheeks when you wash your hair in the shower? Its name is assquatch. It is very frightening.
by adabrid August 19, 2013
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Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
by akendall October 6, 2009
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Person 1. On the way over here this dick cut me off, almost caused a wreck, and had the nerve to flip me off!
Person 2. Sounds like a real assquatch
Person 2. Sounds like a real assquatch
by Marky-c January 1, 2013
Get the Assquatch mug.A close cousin to Sasquatch, assquatch is also known as the abominable ass-raper. Enjoys raping anybody and anything it can catch in the ass.
by SOAD fan September 26, 2006
Get the assquatch mug.Hey Alex, what happened to that girl you were with last night?"; "Idk man she disappeared... I took her home and this morning I woke up laying next to an Assquatch.
by Giggity52 November 25, 2010
Get the Assquatch mug.Freind 1: Man why it smell like a horse just crapped in your bathroom?
Freind 2: Go ahead and ask the assquatch
Freind 2: Go ahead and ask the assquatch
by OchoCincoFan September 11, 2010
Get the assquatch mug.dude i was gonna use that couch money for some beer and you spent it on laundry? way to be an assquatch
by iequalgenius February 21, 2011
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