lapstab

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.

I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.

by Jared L September 12, 2005

Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.

by Verostoria January 22, 2022

lasosta

Lasosta is an old greek term meaning "Life".

It is also a place to buy kebab.

"Wanna go to Lasosta? Yeah, it's the best kebab in the world."

by 5Kamel May 9, 2017

lacosta

lacosta is a white girl that’s stunning and will be talking to 10 guys at once just because she’s bored but in reality won’t be in a relationship with one because she has trust issues and is depressed , she has a huge nicotine addiction and a body count of two . she loves to party and will make i laugh till u pee yourself .

omg if we r having a party we HAVE to invite lacosta , it’s not the same without her

by kermitchinagrowl April 7, 2020

Laporta-ing

When a close friend, who claims he can win on his own, lies in the background of the group chat, waiting to take notes and snipe the player that is being discussed by the other members of the group. Then goes ahead and takes that player in the draft. Step 3 (optional) involves photoshop, and documentation that has been altered to show that the player was on his list "all along."

Raj: Lets check out the stats and odds of that new Laporta dude on the Lions
Farbod: I agree, he can probably be a great player.

Raj: Where's Ashwin??
Farbod: Haven't heard from him this whole convo
............Days later
Ashwin: I picked up this player Laporta, who I've been targeting for YEARS now, all on my own.
Farbod: Hmm, seems fishy to me, seems like some Laporta-ing going on..
Raj: Definitely... he tried to show me some sheet of paper too... Lapota-ing to the fullest!

by KingJar92 December 1, 2025

Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.

I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.

by pee-NuT December 1, 2007

Sam LaPorta potty

The new brand of porta potties, started in Detroit, Michigan

The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.

by Clubboy November 23, 2023