Stripper: Would you like a lap dance?
by deathmetalfan May 22, 2011
Like "dry humping", only not for free, since it's usually not from your partner. Rubbing against one another in the genital area, usually with one's close on. Gender is regardless, but it's usually done to a male.
see also: dry hump
see also: dry hump
by Annonymous February 5, 2005
Business exchange whereby, for fiscal remuneration, some self-absorbed and insecure slut shakes her sweaty ass vapours in the direction of either a) horny young twat who is likely to shoot his load on the spot, or b) tragic middle aged middle management type who's only hope of getting a sniff of young pussy is at some dingy strip club.
Cheap stripper: Hey sugar, want a lap dance?
Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.
Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.
by irreverent August 5, 2006
An extremely sexy, erotic dance a woman performs on a man at a strip club, usually for money. She rubs her vagina, breasts, and butt over the chest, penis, even face of the Man, which usually causing an erection. It's usually followed by some hardcore banging as payment.
Tom: Mindy gave me a nice lap dance last night. I related her by slamming her in he butthole. She was screaming at the end.
Mindy: True. You should've seen him when I started placing my breasts over his mouth and nose while giving him a mild handjob and grinding my vagina on his hard dick.
Mindy: True. You should've seen him when I started placing my breasts over his mouth and nose while giving him a mild handjob and grinding my vagina on his hard dick.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 17, 2017
The performing of a lap dance from a female to a male when that male LAPS (hence why it's called a lap dance) a female in track races usually a mile or more. Instead of moving over to let the boy pass, this new process shall be instituted to make races more pleasurable.
by warriorlax1220 May 17, 2009
by XFalzar June 12, 2020
Damn, that fine chick just gave me a lap dance and took all my money. What a ho! (but I'd do it again!)
by "Brian" September 14, 2003