by Allah Gomez December 26, 2011
Hey Dave, nice lanyard. This is a comment that would be given if Dave actually had a lanyard. Dave is lanyard-less.
by CptBigBeard January 22, 2021
Somthing that symbols hidden dysabilites but people (mostly karens) use so they dont need to wear a mask
by CheeseAjdhduajsbfjsjabs August 18, 2021
When you tie a long length of rope around a mans testicles, loop it up around the neck, tie a slip knot and proceed to tighten the two loops together. (A form of bondage)
"Hey Terry, how'do it go with that half titted 20yr old last night?"
"We tried out the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."
"Last time I do that..."
"We tried out the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."
"Last time I do that..."
by SpanishBull January 24, 2017
here tie off to my man-lanyard.
working above 6ft in height all carpenters must use a man-lanyard for safety
working above 6ft in height all carpenters must use a man-lanyard for safety
by ironworker29 July 17, 2009
When a group of friends gather in someone's home to whip each other's arms with a lanyard. Endless entertainment. Don't forget to make sure to stock up on frozen meats...you'll need them for the swelling.
At Mike's house we had a Lanyard Party where John took Mike's "Spongebob Squarepants" lanyard and continued to repeatedly whip Andes arm until it was red.
by Georgios October 16, 2005
a term used when a woman has an ultimately massive bum. these women are often known for trading sex for money
by daniel sensei October 01, 2023