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lanyarding

Getting a blow job with a lanyard to hold the girl's neck in place.
Sally gave me the best lanyarding last night.
by Allah Gomez December 26, 2011
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Lanyard-less

Verb; To be without possession of a lanyard.
Hey Dave, nice lanyard. This is a comment that would be given if Dave actually had a lanyard. Dave is lanyard-less.
by CptBigBeard January 22, 2021
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Sunflower lanyard

Somthing that symbols hidden dysabilites but people (mostly karens) use so they dont need to wear a mask
Sunflower lanyards are for hidden disibilities not no mask
by CheeseAjdhduajsbfjsjabs August 18, 2021
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Spaniard Lanyard

When you tie a long length of rope around a mans testicles, loop it up around the neck, tie a slip knot and proceed to tighten the two loops together. (A form of bondage)
"Hey Terry, how'do it go with that half titted 20yr old last night?"

"We tried out the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."

"Last time I do that..."
by SpanishBull January 24, 2017
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man-lanyard

a safety device in which a carpenter can tie off to another carpenter via the penis
here tie off to my man-lanyard.

working above 6ft in height all carpenters must use a man-lanyard for safety
by ironworker29 July 17, 2009
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Lanyard Party

When a group of friends gather in someone's home to whip each other's arms with a lanyard. Endless entertainment. Don't forget to make sure to stock up on frozen meats...you'll need them for the swelling.
At Mike's house we had a Lanyard Party where John took Mike's "Spongebob Squarepants" lanyard and continued to repeatedly whip Andes arm until it was red.
by Georgios October 16, 2005
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Lanyard Kid

Normally defined as a Middle/High Schooler who wears one or more lanyards alongside being underdressed or having poor fashion. The lanyards are often decorated and may be accompanied by clothing based on popular gaming franchises.

These kids are typically below average height, have poor hygiene, avoid physical activity and may try to make unwanted sexual advances. They may be hyper-engaged in nerd culture without regard for ones-self and usually say things or behave in a very strange way.
David came into the library and offered to suck my dick. I looked at that lanyard kid in disgust and walked away, hoping not to see him at the Dungeons and Dragons club later.
by MillwoodHighSchool January 20, 2024
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