When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.
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was a gorgeous baby boy with big blue eyes. he loved attention, hugs and lollipops. although he left to go to heaven when he was only 5 months old, he still lives in the hearts of many. his favorite word was daddy, his favorite food was mashed potatoes and he loved to cuddle and especially loved to sing for mommy. hes the cutest little angel in heaven now.
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What's his name? He just held open the door for me./ Oh, his name is Landyn
What's his name? He just held open the door for me./ Oh, his name is Landyn
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