Lamprell

Lamprell is a slang word for a sperm

he looks like such a lamprell

by jack buttery September 20, 2011

Lamprey Store

Any small store that is built in close proximity to a Wal-Mart

I can't believe how many lamprey stores have popped up around the new Wal-Mart since it opened; little leeches living on the droppings of the shark

by Ringo Saint Hellboy January 22, 2011

lampros

lampros is the true legendary super sayain and also the god of destruction for universe 19 he is a slipknot fanboy

I AM LAMPROS THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAYAIN GOD OF DESTRUCTION FEAR MY REIGN

by lamprozey July 21, 2017

social lamprey

An individual who is too socially awkward, uninteresting or repulsive to make his or her own friends, and therefore latches on to someone else for networking reasons.

"Sarah is such a social lamprey! Nobody likes her, but she bugs her boyfriend's friends constantly!"

by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

lamprey

A firm attachment accompanied by sucking of one individual's mouth to another individual's anus, forming a complete seal.

Last night I totally did the lamprey on a chick's asshole.

by Scrim March 3, 2008

Dirty Lamprey

while giving a blow job you dont stop sucking after the fact until the member becomes red and engrossed

while my girlfriend was finishing me off that b*tch ended up giving me the dirty lamprey

by Mona Lamprey May 18, 2009

lamprey

An asshole, esp. parasitic or slovenly, though sometimes anatomically.

Get this- those lampreys at my HMO denied payment on my pancreatitis treatment just because "the subject failed to properly disclose his hair had no such 'dirty-blond' status, but was instead ocre-hued."

by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 17, 2007