lametard

1.Someone who is stuck in the phase between being lame and completely retarded and uses dude in every sentince.
2. A person who licks a leaf and sticks it on their forehead.

1. Dude:"Duuuude, that dude has like an awesome gb. Duuuuuude!"
Guy: "Dude, you're such a lametard."
2. She's such a lametard that she stuck the poison oak leaf on her forehead.

by x_sun_child_x September 30, 2005

lametard

one who has the uncanny ability to be lame and retarded at the same time.
usually has little or no friends.
will most likely live in his mother's basement until he's 54, and will never get laid.

ughh! you're the biggest freaking lametard on the planet!

by Xmona_lisaX February 18, 2008

lametard

A word devised by lame and retarded people for easy self-reference.

How about 'lametard'? That sounds cool and that is so us!

by Kumar Nahimaputalam February 15, 2006

Lametard

A person who is uncool. Usually a cracker.

That lametard needs to shut up.

by Nikki Burgess April 11, 2007

lametard

Someone who is just quite annoying, and usually does not have a clue. Most commonly used for AOLers, but can be used for just about anyone.

Sheesh, Cale is such a lametard.

by Bryan May 22, 2004

Lambardy

(n.) lam-bar-dee- a rampage of rabid lambs

The lambardy chased the sheperd out of the gate.

by blakiechi September 6, 2009

lambardo

An amazing guy that will listen to your troubles.a man that will love whoever he sets his hopes on.the boyfriend that most people need because he is sweet, caring,loving and will always be there for u .he is crafty and quick to give you a nickname such a glovogdna.He has a short fuse but knows how to control it. He come in differemt shapes and sizes but he is the one person that most peopl need.boyfriend or friend. He is not intimidating but dont mess with him.He is a man that is funny and will have your back no matter what.

Girl:He is so funny and cute.
Guy:Must be a lambardo.

by That one guy😂 April 12, 2018