Lambert

Especially foul piece of shit left floating in a public toilet, especially at truckstops in rural areas or similarly filthy restrooms. Etymology unknown, apparently regional to Seattle area.

Oh, christ, somebody left me a lambert.

by That's what she said... November 10, 2009

Lambert

A substitution for the word "cunt", most often used in the town of Colchester, where Colchester United's manager Paul Lambert left for local rivals Norwich City. After beating Norwich 7-1 a week ago.

You're such a Lambert!

by CUFC94 October 12, 2011

Lambert

1. to fail in the most extreme ways

2. a person who contains such extreme win that it blows your mind

1. "Aw crap! I tried to light my awful book on fire but I set myself on fire instead! That was such a Lambert."

2. "Did you see that guy? He was playing CoD4... on his NES! WOW! HE'S SUCH A LAMBERT!"

by Mob Carley November 16, 2009

Lambert

Noun, To fail at something

I pulled a lambert on my physics mid-semester paper.

by blazerxzero June 1, 2009

Lambert

When you absolutly have nö skill skill at activities you do with other people such As Sports.

-Dude, he's Lamberting this Lacrosse practice. He sucks.

by Chuckles95 April 1, 2010

Lambert

When your cards in Texas Holdem are a Jack and a 2

he raised me 45 pre-flop so I had to fold my Lambert

by The ErectileProjectile November 15, 2006

Lambert

A woman who can only get aroused when a man, or men defecate on her chest.

I don't like German films, they are all the same, just some Lambert who lays their giggling while a bunch of dudes poop on her chest.

by pingpongsecret August 1, 2009