crazy cat lady

a woman, usually middle-aged or older, who lives alone with no husband or boyfriend, and fills the empty lonely void in her life with as many cats as she can collect in one place. Said homes are usually very stinky and the aformentioned woman may also very likely be white trash

"Did anyone see that crazy cat lady on the news last night with the thirty cats? Her trailer was such a health hazard that it was condemned by the town"

by J.Noble July 18, 2006

cat lady

A woman of any age who adores cats. She does not have to own a certain amount, nor does she have to be old, nor does she have to smell like a litter box, but she does have to love cats and be on the verge of loving them too much and giving them people emotions and characteristics. She can be quite beautiful, but- as everyone ages- one day she could be the old ugly "crazy" cat lady, especially if she does not build a family or relationships with friends to supplement her love for cats.

There is such a thing as a CLEAN cat lady. Who only has 7 cats, who own a house and a yard for them to all run and play in. Who can afford to feed and take her cats to the vet regularly. You might not understand why anyone would want to spend all their money on cats, since you do not understand any love for cats at all or who would pass up an opportunity to save for a big screen tv, fancy car, football tickets, what have you. Cats matter too!

That girl is hot...

Yea she is, but she has like 10 cats!

Oh... never mind then. Crazy cat lady.

That girl is hot!

Yea she is, but she has like 10 cats!

Ok never mind then, she is SUPER HOT!

by RubyBlueHeart September 23, 2013

Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome

what someone has when they can't seem to get a date or action or anything. its like forever alone, except you get cats.

Hey, you should go talk to him, see if he likes you.

Nah, ill just stay here, I've been diagnosed with Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome so it won't work out anyway.

by Jara-Paradoxis March 4, 2012

cat lady

An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.

Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food

- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be

The reason I know so much about them is because I plan to be a cat lady when I grow up.

by EESHA4U December 11, 2017

Crazy cat lady

A women who has 5 or more cats that she constantly tells story's about to random strangers.

Kerry just got her 5th cat , she is officially a crazy cat lady.

by 7 cats 1 till forever alone September 16, 2012

cat-lady

Woman obsessive of her hundred of cat "children." Can be seen feeding at park feeding ducks and tripping children with her walker.

"Damn, you see that crazy old cat-lady feeding the ducks alka seltzer?"

"Yeah, she's so cool.."

by annie December 27, 2003

cat lady

an old woman who lives alone with multiple cats and smells of cat urine. the cats' names will often be similar to "FooFoo" or "Mr. Snookums"

"Lets go steal a cat from the cat lady and lynch it"

"Mr. Snookums would you like some tea with that crumpet?"

by Jessuppp September 22, 2005