firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015

Bearded Lady

A vagina. Particularly a hairy one.

When Kanye did what he did to Taylor Swift at the VMA's, I wanted to kick him in the bearded lady.

by CircusFreak[; September 14, 2009

bearded lady

A name given to an overweight male who has a set of man boobs and a beard.

"Check out the tits on that guy over there"

"Yeah man, he looks more like a bearded lady!"

by Live4TheWeekend January 8, 2008

bearded lady

when a girl is giving a blowjob, and you have her panties in her mouth.
they hang down like a beard.

man, last night she was a total bearded lady.

by SpaceAce August 4, 2006

Bearded Lady

When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.

Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.

by Bearded man September 15, 2018

Bearded lady

The lady with the beard from Spaceballs.

She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?

by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021

ladybear

A fucking boss ass bitch will finness the fuck out you loyal has morals,and principals but don't get on her bad side you'll regret it

ladybear just came n talked me out of everything in my pockets

by finessequeen January 25, 2017