Lacrosse Goalie

The most badass position in any sport ever. Goalies in lax regularly have to stop shots travelling in excess of 80mph. The best shooters today can hit the 90's or 100mph, so goalies must have incredible reflexes. They are also wicked badass because they get hit with these shots with almost no padding yet they dont appear to be in any pain at all. Goalies are essential to their teams success. Other lax bros are jealous of us goalies because we have so much skill.

I am a lacrosse goalie. I am a badass and I get laid every night.

by sicklaxgoalie9 March 14, 2011

wilton lacrosse

A tradition of excellence. A team comprised of some of the best lacrosse players in the United States. Winners of twenty State Championships and thirteen FCIAC between 1974 and 2004.

-Hey who are those lacrosse players over there?
-O that's the Wilton Lacrosse team.
-Are they good?
-Yea they are the best...much better then those Darien D-bags!

by Not from Darien May 14, 2005

Lacrosse girls

Any girl who plays lax, and completely loves it as they damn well should.

Guy: hey, do you see those lacrosse girls over there?
Friend: Yeah, god, i love them.
Guy: Just look at those legs...

by gratata19 September 18, 2014

lacrosse vs. baseball

the biggest argument since Brown vs. The Board of Education

lacrosse guy: lacrosse is the best sport, baseballs for pussies
baseball guy: no baseball kicks so much ass, lacrosse is gay
lacrosse guy: YOURE GAY
baseball guy: NO YOURE GAY

(fag urbandictionary is making me say lacrosse vs. baseball in the example so lacrosse vs. baseball there you go)

by laxsauce January 13, 2008

lacrosse goalie

a goalie who plays lacrosse (duh) but I would consider insane. They take balls made out of 100% rubber in the legs with out any padding for a living (not to mention the ball is going 100 mph) To be honest they don't always get hit in the legs, and they are allowed to wear shin guards but don't always...

lacrosse hater: being a goalie in lacrosse is easy all you have to do is use a huge plastic net
me: well actually you have to get drilled in the legs by 100 mph balls so its pretty hard to be a lacrosse goalie

by supye March 26, 2010

Lacrosstitutes

1.Women who are only attracted to men who play the sport of lacrosse.
2.Insecure college/highschool women who wear their collars up and love cocaine

Look at that slut over there with the Phi Delts, she MUST be a lacrosstitute

by F. Farley June 8, 2004

lacrosse flow

A person whos hair 'flows' out of the back of lacrosse helmets. This essential piece of hair can also be referred to as 'lettuce.' There is a very fine line between great flow and over flow. This great flow is commonly called 'flowfection.' When the flow is totally out of control it is called a 'flowtastrophe,' but that is not here nor there. For more information please refer to the youtube video "The Ultimate Lax Bro."

Lax bro #1: That guy has great lacrosse flow!
Lax bro #2: Yeah, too bad he has no helmet tilt.

by Corey Winstonworth August 28, 2009