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labial contusion

From the latin for bruising of the vagina.
A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.
Adam: My neck hurts a little.
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?
by pauld August 29, 2006
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labial contusion

Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.
Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"
by AdamV August 28, 2006
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Labia lady tonight

The original title for the Frank Sinatra classic; 'Luck, be a lady tonight.' The title was changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a woman comprised almost entirely of cuntflaps.
Frank (singing in studio): 'Labia lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)
by Anonymous submissions December 31, 2016
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Labia Salad

Coined term by Patrick Cloud from the YouTube channel "All Def" meaning a woman's vagina doused in your favorite salad dressing.
Tina: I want to spice things up in the bedroom
Mike: I've always wanted to try a Labia Salad... I'll get the French dressing.
by FlyingV92 May 13, 2020
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flappy labia

the lips of the vagina that hang a bit!
When i was running the other day my flappy labia swaying in the breeze.
by Lisa & Bec May 24, 2006
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Large labia

The labia minora (singular: labium minus) or nymphae are two longitudinal cutaneous folds, that normally vary widely in size from woman to woman. "Large" labia is in reference to women whose labia minora stick out somewhat from inside the outer vulva. It is a beautiful thing.
by OhCinderella September 26, 2008
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Labia Dive

The inner lips of the Vagina are known as the Labia ( Major and Minor) so of course a Labia Dive is going right in there for a big ol kiss on those "lips"
Al went in for a Labia Dive on Ali and found something quite pleasant. It was a "win, win" situation for both parties involved.
by LongDoe October 8, 2012
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