Jordy Laforge

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.

Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."

by billebllunt May 14, 2014

laforge

Complete and utter duetch bag

Hey, stop acting like laforge

by Dustin February 2, 2004

laforet

A queer guy who wears pink jackets and thinks that playing guitar will get him chicks. In reality it gets him guys.

That guy is queerer than 10 Laforet's fucking!

by Richard, whats happening September 3, 2003

laforet

French for "runnin' and hidin'"

Ain't that like the French always Laforet'n

by Beefcake September 3, 2003

laforrest

Stands for a man who totally sucks at life and would rather die in the forest then live with people

Laforrest was pimpin throw the woods

by Hashira September 27, 2023

Robbie Laforest

Robbie Laforest will be soon TikTok famous and she will have a best friend that starts with a V.She will make some fake friends but in the end she has A friend that starts with a V. P.S. She is really sexy and hot!

Robbie Laforest Will soon be TikTok famous!

by TeamRobbie2008 January 13, 2020

Alexi Laforet

A fucking idiot with no life except wrapping men around her finger, she thinks she's quirky for liking Nirvana. AND she thinks she's not like other girls because she is "ironic" and hates communism.

"Have you seen Alexi Laforet?"
"Yes, probably wrapping another man around her finger and being a slut"

by Pr_skii July 3, 2020