LPM’s

Laughs Per Minute

My date with that chick went pretty well. My LPM’s were off the chart

by waverton November 5, 2023

lpm

Acronym for "la puta madre", an expression used in Argentina and Uruguay, which means "for fuck's sake" or "goddammit".

I lost my credit card today, lpm.
Lpm that puppy is so cute!

by the last jedi April 18, 2017

lpm

Licks Per Minute

See pussy

I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

Lpm

Abbreviation of the words "la puta madre". A widely used expression by youth nowadays.

Literally, it means "the whore mother". But it could be understood in English as "damn it" or even in some cases as the well-known acronyms like lmao, rofl, lol...

This term has multiple uses.

In a serious chat.

Boy: Tell me what happened!
Girl: I'm crying, lpm

In a chat with good vibes and jokes.

Boy: Look at the meme I sent you.
Girl: HAHAHAHAHA LPM

by dingadongato February 9, 2018

LPM

Low Power Mode

Ben : Phone batt dying.
Jack : Turn on LPM bruh!

by Hwee Xin February 11, 2019

LPM

The initials of the establishment “ lycée pilote mednine”
Translation from tunisian southern dialect of the word “asylum”

I love LPM

by We r all mad here February 12, 2023

lpm

large penis man

"oh wow! jeremy's such a lpm!"

"whats that?"
"large penis man of course!"

by jeremy1112222 April 26, 2022