love child

Its when mommy and daddy "love " eachother and have sex and the baby is born and the love is gone.

also a one night stand.

Max is a love child.

by eeeeeelie October 30, 2006

love child

A word used to describe any little wanker that is pissing you off. Can alternatley be used in the place of a name of a person. Used to gain attenetion of poeple who you dont know their names.

damn kid wont stop talking
say "shut the hell up love child

you see someone you dont know
ask mate next to you "who the hell is that love child"

"Oi love child"

by jimmiboy January 30, 2006

fredandbarney love child

issue of illicit affair between fred flinstone and barney rubble, looks like barney, acts like fred

dag, check that seemingly innocuous dude with the nasty mouth acting all fredandbarney love child. someone should bam bam on him

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

chinese love child

Love children from China. Since the implementation on one child policy there has been a steady rise of Chinese Love Children.

Oh, Chun Sen sai has too many Chinese love children... way to avoid government taxes while forcing these children into child labor. Classic China...

by Tronboy333 July 17, 2017

November love child

Someone born around the beginning/middle of November due to their parents conceiving them on Valentine's Day.

There are loads of them.

Guy #1: Dude, I why are nearly all our friends' birthdays in November?!
Guy #2: They're all November love children - loads of parents-to-be think it'll be a great idea to conceive on Valentine's Day. November is 9 months later!

by Nottel Inyu January 4, 2010

Secret love child

Shoto: are you all Mights secret love child

Deku: whaaaaa-

He is all mighty secret love child

by Hoe for sero January 3, 2021

california love child

the result of a child born to two hippie parents in california who werent technically married

She calls herself a california love child but her parents werent hippies. Lame.

by california love child November 12, 2007