LosPollosTV

An extremely short and fat streamer on twitch who is a social reject and has severe depression because of his subs on twitch.

LosPollosTv is so tubby.

by SomeFagonTwitch March 11, 2019

LosPollosTV

LosPollosTV also known as Louis Sammartino, is a Twitch Streamer currently living in LA. He is 5'4 real life 'midge' and although his weight is unknown it is thought to be a significant amount. Fun fact about Louis is he wears size XL tshirts and XXL hoodies. Louis often promises streams but never follows through, which has lead his viewers to give him the name 'welch god' Louis even irl welches, he made his high school best friend 'Raf' wait 6 hours for him in Vegas.

Viewers: Oink, Oink, Oink!
LosPollosTV: MODSS!!!!, MODS!!!!, put it in emote only!!!!
Mods: *Don't do anything*
VIewers: Rogue mods! haha L tubs

by RobbieG__ May 10, 2019

Losper

Using larger than life words to confuse lesser intelligent beings in the hope to gain a higher standard of egotistical greatness

Unfortunately i could not pull a Losper as my standards of sesquipedalian fell immensely short of the Marc

by More Lightning Needed! February 11, 2010

lospo

Lospo

“Wow, he looks so lospo!”
It’s a gorgeous person

by ilyilyilyily23 December 29, 2022

lospokey-lol#6400

Cool dude on discord

Aw yes, lospokey-lol#6400 the coolest dude on discord.

by Cooldude215 July 18, 2021

lospollos

Chubby 35 year old pathological liar that hasn’t streamed in over 3 months due to his large mass preventing him but getting up out of bed, the only thing that excites him is cheese curds and gambling. He’s also 5’3.

Damn lospollos sure is a lazy greaseball

by Ahvroo June 15, 2023

LosPollosTV

LosPollosTV or "Los" is a tubby, lazy, retarded streamer that nobody likes. Most of his viewers only watch to see his moobs and chin fat jiggle when he gets mad at the chat. Viewers enjoy when his dad, or "Wad" joins the stream once a week. He is a much better version of Los, and should honestly just replace Los in general. Los is also on denial that he is tubby. Los thinks that eating 30 Quest cookies is good for you, meanwhile the only athletic thing he does is stroke his tiny meat to his ex getting railed by the Penn State football team.

Look at that fat greasy fuck in the Burger King line. Oh thats LosPollosTV.

by greeeeeeee July 31, 2025