encopretic olfactory hallucinations

A description of the neuropsychological disorder wherein a person erroneously believes they have shit themselves.

Sadly, during his early childhood while visiting his dad in prison, Jared was dropped squarely on his head and ever since this unfortunate event he’s been having these disruptive encopretic olfactory hallucinations which has caused him to wear the now familiar “Kushner shit smelling face.”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020

Olfactorithmetic

The ability to glance at a document and announce "This number smells wrong". It is not necessarily correlated with the ability to show workings as to why it's wrong. Those who have cultivated olfactorithmetic abilities may need to ask a colleague to calculate, but often the numbers their noses identify turn out to stink."

THE BBC, Mike Moore observes, isn’t universally blessed with the ability to detect numbers that smell wrong, or olfactorithmetic.

by ProcessMaster July 28, 2014

lolcatcord

Pretty much north korea but made into a discord server

God i sure do hope i never have to go to lolcatcord, that place sounds pretty bad

by dddd d d d d d d April 1, 2022

olfactory assault

When a person's mere proximity is enough to make you feel like your being repeatedly punched in the sinuses by their overbearing perfume/cologne. Olfactory assaulters have no sense of smell therefore they are immune to their own chemical warfare.

Do you like my perfume?
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 25, 2010

Olfactory Chapeauphilia

The fetish of sniffing hats

"Tell her to put his trilby down! Her olfactory chapeauphilia is getting out of control"

by FluffyBunnyWunny February 21, 2012

Loltractor

Something so funny that a helicopter just does not cut it, it needs the power of a TRACTOR. Lol tractor originated on the 5th of December 2006 by LUKE D!!

Person 1: Man i went out with suzie last night and crapped my pants
Person 2: Really Wat happened?
Person 1: She slapped me in the face and farted on my dinner
Person 2: Loltractor!!1!!!

by Lukuss D December 7, 2006

olfactorygasm

When a beautiful woman smells so amazing that you have mental orgasms about her.

Dude, I don't know what kind of perfume Colleen was wearing, but when she walked by I started having serious olfactorygasms!

by The OEM October 28, 2011