lolwut

1. a way of saying "what the fuck" in a nice way
2. a way of trying to hide what you said. it's really pointless when people use this via writing, because everyone can see what you said
3. a way of purposely being annoying

1.Dani: I like poop
Mickey: ..lolwut

2.Mickey: I kissed Mona. LOLWUT
Lina: I heard what you said you dumbass.

3.Lina: I love you
Mickey: lolwut
Lina: I SAID I FUCKING LOVE YOU, GOD.

by love<hate March 6, 2011

lolwut

Expressed inquiry often employed in ironic or unfortunate situations. Mind-rape usually induces such bewilderment and is rarely challenged.

New Israeli government: "Knock, Knock."
Muhammad: "Boom?"
New Israeli government: "No. Palestine is now Israel. Get the fuck out!"
Muhammad: ". . . Lolwut?"

by LuhGiiiT x Hitlol April 15, 2011

lolwut

1. The phrase used when something funny happens, But you missed it, So It's basically Combining lol and wut (meaning What) Together.

2. Laughing at something that you don't understand

Example 1.

Friend: -Mumbling beginning of sentence- at the store!
Group: (Everyone laughs together)
You: (After hearing everyone laugh and not know whats going on) Lolwut??

Example 2.

Friend: *Makes random Quacking sounds*
You: Lolwut?!

by Bloodydragon14 April 26, 2010

lolwut

used when surprised by something unexpected. often used at inappropriate times

person 1: my roommate just hung himself

person 2: LOLWUT?!

by ohaigrrlfren February 19, 2009

lolwut

Means that you laugh at first, but then you realize the seriousness of the manner.

"You're being sued for -over 9,000- dollars in damages."

"lolwut?"

by Aerii August 22, 2008

Lolwut

A term used before actually realizing the fact that the matter at hand is very serious.

Person 1: Dude. I just got sued for all my money.
Person 2:Ahahahah.. Wait What?(Lolwut)

by TehWuestionDudezzz September 15, 2009

lolwut

The pinnacle of internet stupidity. You know you're in the wrong chatroom or on the wrong forum when someone says lolwut. You can turn and run away, but you probably can't outrun the idiocy.

lolwut?

OH SNAP WE'RE GONNA DIE!

by notGreg August 10, 2008