lolbike

The craziest of metaphorical INTERNET vehicles that takes you directly to lulz without passing go.

Internet Pedestrian: wtf i hate you!

lolbike rider: HAR HAR HAR, silly netped, dont be such a n00b

by LoLex July 29, 2009

Lolbit

Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends

Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*

by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021

lolbertarian

A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com

That LOLbertarian candidate will privatize the roads!

by Tezkah October 9, 2004

lolbq

Laugh out loud, but quietly. Usually when you are in a place that demands at least a little bit of silence such as your cubicle, a movie theater, library or stall of a public restroom.

OMG that is so crazy LOLBQ!

by AMCDew November 6, 2009

Hotel Lobby

A euphimism for "mind your own business". Mainly used by bros who can't speak on something their friend did without breaking the bro code. Originated from people on vacation who saw others (mainly those on business trips) in the hotel lobby engaging in behaviour that they most likely would not want anyone knowing about (particularly their spouses/families).

Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo that chick in the dress is snuffling a lot, and is getting way too feely with that guy who's clearly a male escort. She hasn't even taken off her wedding ring yet.
Girl 1: Ay man, hotel lobby. I'd hate to be her husband though.

Example 2:

Bro 1: Man that frat party last night was wild, we gotta do that next weekend!
Bro 2: Is it true that Bro 3 had a threeway? His girlfriend wouldn't stop texting him asking him where he was and all she got was an 8 ball pool!
Bro 1: If you wanna know, you gotta ask him yourself man. Hotel Lobby.

by TrapstarK September 6, 2021

Lobby Squatter

A guy who hangs out in the lobby of a fancy hotel, hoping to pick up a women. He is punching well above his weight.

That Lobby Squatter had been bugging the patrons for the last few hours. I think he has been staying at the cheap hotel down the road and he's been here three nights in a row.

by Pub flea October 2, 2015

lobby kid

Just straight up cringy people who don't know if they want to be emo or not.

I hate my life, I wear all black clothes, I have suicidal thoughts, but Im not emo, im a lobby kid.

by ThatDude23547 January 12, 2017