Lolcow.farm

One of the most pathetic sites on the internet. Its pitiful users dedicate hours of their time to gather "dirt" on any famous person or celebrity. It's extremely tragic the amount of effort and focus that gets put into trying to cancel people.

"Did you see that post on Lolcow.farm????"
"Oh god, I would never step foot into that cesspool"

by grungygeck00000 April 17, 2022

LolCow

Someone who makes a fool of themselves on the internet over and over. Usually drug spurred.

SquareWorksMedia on YouTube is such a lolcow.

by Squareworkmedia October 23, 2022

Lolcowlizer

lolcow + localizer

An insult/slur used for referring to localizers who purposely butchers/censors translations to further their own political agendas that weren't in the source material.

Person A: Why did they censor all romance in Fire Emblem Engage English Localization?
Person B: That's because it's lolcowlizers have no one who love them and they're projecting themselves onto it.

by PomuHub February 1, 2023

lolcow

A term that can be used to describe a perennial factory of sadness in sports, and it or a variant is routinely used in sports shitposter Urinating Tree's video titles.

The Cleveland Browns: The NFL's Premier Lolcows.

by The Zoo Turtle September 16, 2020

Lolcow Super

A lolcow(s) with a high resilience of immunity built in their bodies to resist diseases and body pain.

Christian Weston Chandler is a Lolcow Super.

by Lolcow Doctor October 9, 2022

lolcow

(noun) An individual, typically one who uploads pictures of himself to an internet site, who is overweight, and only contributes to the amusement of others.

All punkr0cker42 ever does is miss the obvious and get cheeto dust on his keyboard. What an lolcow.

by eliteR January 2, 2009

LOLCOW

Duttery - Youtuber who gets doxxed and doesnt care...

Oblivious to getting banned in R6 Siege when making a rotation and is a complete retard at playing games...

Dylan is a lolcow - He is just oblivious to how stupid he looks.

by Throwdaddy November 5, 2023