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Same as a power hour, but with a four loko.
Hey bro, you wanna come over and do a loko hour?
loko hour by TXeagle4 December 21, 2010

Loko Bombs 

Similar to the Beer Shits (diarrhea the day following a night of drinking high quantities of beer) only from drinking FOUR LOKOs.

Loko Bombs have more solidity, velocity and explosivity than the beer shits do. Unlike the constant stream of liquid that the beer shits yield, Loko bombs occur in several waves of somewhat solid masses of feces, and explode into the toilet similar to a bomb. The average number of bombs dropped per Loko Bomb session is 4, possibly being the origin of the "FOUR" in FOUR LOKOS.

**Often accompanied by neon colored urine due to the high amounts of food color added to Four Lokos.
A phone conversation after a night of drinking FOUR LOKOS:

guy 1: "Dude, that party was radical last night. I can't believe Eddie drank 3 FOUR LOKOS without puking! We should do it again tonight!"

guy 2: "Damn, if Eddie has the Loko Bombs nearly as bad as I do, he's not gunna leave the house for the rest of the weekend."

guy 1: "I'm on the toilet right now with Loko Bombs!"

guy 2: "Yeah, I just Loko Bombed the hell out of my girlfriends bathroom."
Loko Bombs by Dr. Cobs November 30, 2010

LOKO LOVE 

Loko love is a mixture of 4 loko's this potion was created by set a part from the 302.. this smooth elixir is rap juice!!
IM LOKO LOVED OUT..
LOKO LOVE by SET A PART 302 September 23, 2011

Loko Rage 

The act of consuming the popular alcoholic energy drink "Four Loko" and then acting unruly and disruptive. Often times, those who are raging are prone to break things (particularly thermostats and paper towel dispensers), fight people, unwillingly penetrating unsuspecting female women, verbally abuse authority figures, and start riots.

Most commonly found across college campuses in the United States, notably York College of Pennsylvania.
Bro, Bob was on a hardcore Loko Rage, he totally drop kicked a paper towel dispenser off the bathroom wall last night.
Loko Rage by CrazyScotsman December 11, 2010

Loko Baby 

If a baby is born between the months of June and August of 2011, this baby is most likely a "Loko Baby". This of course refers to a baby being conceived after the consumption of Four Loko.
Chick 1: How was your night?

Chick 2: I dont know, I drank too many four lokos

Chick 1: Did you hook up with that guy?

Chick 2: Wish I could tell you...

Chick 1: You better watch out for that Loko Baby!!
Loko Baby by I PHELTA THI November 22, 2010

Loko Suicide Bomb 

A drink that combines Jagermeister with Four Loko and then drops a 5 Hour Energy into it just before shooting.
We have found Loko Suicide Bomb's to be lethal in every single case of ingestion. Who wants one?
Loko Suicide Bomb by clbail04 November 7, 2010