Like a loaf of bread

If you hold a loaf of bread tightly, you will damage it. The term refers to holding the ball LIGHTLY as you would a LOAF OF BREAD, which means it can be easily dislodged from the player.

"To avoid a fumble, running backs should grip the ball tightly and not like a loaf of bread"

by SwimUpRiver February 2, 2016

Like a loaf of bread

The way TV sports announcers, usually following a fumble, describe a football player's style of holding the ball, when he has it in one hand away from his body. It's ridiculous because no one has ever actually seen anyone hold a loaf of bread that way, but they say it every time anyway.

No wonder he fumbled. Look how he was carrying it out there like a loaf of bread.

by Ooooooya January 21, 2011

top loaf of bread

Basically a hoe, everyone touches it but no one wants it

Damn bro she's the top loaf of bread

by Pxrla October 7, 2019

Loaf of Wonder Bread

when you see a bunch of white people in a line at a store or restuarant.

Dude, look at that Loaf of Wonder Bread over at the mcdonalds counter line!!!!

Ya no shit man!!!!

by Sasquatch32560 July 19, 2011

loaf of breading

When a cat is lying around with all of their paws under their body and their tail wrapped around their side, so their body and head are the only things showing.

"What's your cat doing in there?"
"Loaf of breading."

by Logan Burke May 20, 2008

loafofbreads

A loaf of different variations of bread.

Can I buy a loafofbreads?

by Attack Doge December 4, 2020