literature

fucking pointless

Pride and Prejudice is an example of literature.

by Chooky1441 March 08, 2017

literature

What men call porn mags when they don't want to get caught by their girl friends.

Guy:Hunny, I only buy those mags for the articles.
Girl:Uh-Huh, and you only watch porn on my comuter to observe the directors skills.
Guy:Hunny, I thot you liked literature.

by Juliazz January 12, 2007

literature

A fancy word for books that scholars approve of.

"Dune was pretty epic, but I don't think Mr. McDonaldsMeister would allow us to include it on our literature reading list."

by A Person With the Name Alex December 04, 2018

literature

Literature is all that is written, as well as books, educational or otherwise.

Our society was built upon literature. Some are inclined to enjoy literature more than others.

by InConSciOUS November 06, 2015

Literature

Poorly written works that have managed to stick around and remain "popular" due to sensitive topics involved in the story and/or general laziness on the part of school boards and English classes.

Teacher: We're going to read some new literature in class.
-later-
Students: Gods, that was awful.

by Thaddeus M Guy, Esquire January 05, 2013

literature

alcohol

Yo dawg we getting some literature tonight?
-Hell Yeah!
-I'm read so much literature tonight!

by Books123 January 11, 2010

Literature

1. This stuff.

2. (Verb) -To repeatedly litter in one specific (or general) area. (Noun) -a specific (or general) area that is te victim of repeated littering.

1. You are reading literature.

2. "Dude, the ditch on Hwy. 20 is such a literature."

by ClothyMonster April 28, 2011