Lis

An insanely beautiful person, both inside and out.

She carries herself well and deals with problems positively.
Always in a good mood and happy with a huge grin on her face. She makes friends easily and falls very hard when it comes to love and relationships. She's usually getting hurt when it comes to dating, but in the future, that one special man is waiting to come into her life. Lis is simply amazing.
Person 1: You're so sweet!
Person 2: Yeah, my name's Lis, lol :)
by duuuuuuuuude:D November 15, 2011
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The Lies

A phrase used after somone is lying or believed to be lying.
Eric:I didnt cheat on you.
Nicole:The lies
Eric:I DIDNT!!!
Nicole:I believe it.
by RoBoDiSeaSe April 01, 2010
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Lis

Noun. 1) In a global set consisting of a multitude of binary experiments, each with only two outcomes; pass or fail, Lis refers to a rate of success of no less than 8 standard deviations above the mean.

A favorable statistical anomaly

Adj. 2) A shockingly overwhelming appeal to the bodily sense of taste or smell, usually associated with an incredibly rare and exquisite gastronomic event.

Verb. 3) To observe something so perfectly beautiful that life in general, even in its most revered and sacred moments, becomes pale and dull by comparison.
1) “Have the new quality control process implementations at the nuclear facility proved to be as advantageous as envisioned?”
“Absolutely, the probability of not having a core meltdown has increased to greater than (1 - Lis).”

2)“The laboratory replication of the late Auguste Escoffier’s signature dish was so decadent to the senses, the experience was approaching Lis.”

3)“today I Lis, Tomorrow I die.”
by TeamRedBalloons March 11, 2011
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Li

A wacky person armed with overconfidence, a spoon and a small breifacse. Li should have your total respect, they are a legend and an ever fiercer kneekap kicker. We stan Li
'who is that over there looking like they are going to overthrow the patriarchy'
'oh thats Li and they just had their weetabix'
by Ich bin ein geni March 05, 2021
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Li

A very common last name for Chinese people. Pronounced as "Lee". Only dumbasses pronounce it as "lie". It's also written as "Li3" in Chinese pinyin, not fricken Lee. Some people spell it Lee because of the retards out there saying it wrong.
by Henry Li May 22, 2009
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Lies

A word shouted in disbelief responding to a statement which can not possibly be false or which has already been agreed upon. Often used in "Invader Zim", an animated television show.
A: I specifically remember taking it with me when I got out of the car...
B: It's not in the car.
A: LIES!!
by J Dogg October 15, 2003
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li

AOL instant messanger slang.

How many times a day do you typically type the word "lol" when you are not actually laughing out loud? Even if you do this once, you are a liar, you're lying to yourself, and to your friends who think they've made you laugh.

Instead, be true to yourself and your friends, and type "li" which means you are laughing on the inside, and that's all your friends need to hear to know that they still have a half decent sense of humor
friend: why is 6 afraid of 7?

me: I don't know

friend: because 7 8 9!

Me: li
by Brian H January 25, 2005
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