Lip Gloss

precum (preskeet), lube

Yo is dat a skeet skeet stain on ya jeans and jersey?

Nah, dats lip gloss. I was gettin all Monica Lewinsky wit dis chicken head jump off last night in da back of Toys R' Us.

Lip Gloss by Profesor December 28, 2005

Lip gloss

The female version of the tea bag. The female applies whatever moist substance currently leaking out of her fun hole by dragging the flaps over the unsuspecting victim’s mouth, leaving a glossy sheen on the lips.

I woke up to this crazy bitch draggin’ her vag across my mouth. She totally lip glossed me.

Lip gloss by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

Lip Gloss

When a male titty fucks a female, then proceeds to put cum on her lip with his penis.

"Ashawn put some lip gloss on jesse"

Lip Gloss by Dj Welfare November 7, 2006

Lip Gloss

When a male titty fucks a female, then proceeds to put cum on her lip with his penis.

"Ashawn put some lip gloss on jesse"

Lip Gloss by Dj Welfare November 7, 2006

Lip Gloss

The “Lip Gloss” is the female version of the male’s “Tea Bag”. The female waits for her prey to pass out from bad decisions, then proceeds to dunk the JJ flaps on the victim’s lips and rubs them vigorously on the unsuspecting victim. Also not limited to male prey, the female is heartless cold species who feeds on souls.

Yo, I passed out at this party and this bitch “lip glossed” me!!

Lip Gloss by LeroyLooselips October 23, 2017

Lip Gloss

Something worn by ugly ass girls because they know they got chappy ass lips so they need bullshit to make themselves look Decent

"Oh my good Mellissa I look so ugly because my lips are dry and chappy"
*Puts on lip gloss*
"THERE THATS BETTER"

Lip Gloss by Thatnigga_Meech September 3, 2019

lip gloss paint job

slang for oral sex; i.e. a womans lip gloss left on a mans privates after performing oral sex

damn girl you lookin' stupid fly, why dont u come over here and gimme a lip gloss paint job

lip gloss paint job by samsnowbuniii November 10, 2010