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Lip Gloss

precum (preskeet), lube
Yo is dat a skeet skeet stain on ya jeans and jersey?

Nah, dats lip gloss. I was gettin all Monica Lewinsky wit dis chicken head jump off last night in da back of Toys R' Us.
by Profesor December 28, 2005
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Lip gloss

The female version of the tea bag. The female applies whatever moist substance currently leaking out of her fun hole by dragging the flaps over the unsuspecting victim’s mouth, leaving a glossy sheen on the lips.
I woke up to this crazy bitch draggin’ her vag across my mouth. She totally lip glossed me.
by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019
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Lip Gloss

When a male titty fucks a female, then proceeds to put cum on her lip with his penis.
"Ashawn put some lip gloss on jesse"
by Dj Welfare November 7, 2006
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Lip Gloss

When a male titty fucks a female, then proceeds to put cum on her lip with his penis.
"Ashawn put some lip gloss on jesse"
by Dj Welfare November 7, 2006
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Lip Gloss

The “Lip Gloss” is the female version of the male’s “Tea Bag”. The female waits for her prey to pass out from bad decisions, then proceeds to dunk the JJ flaps on the victim’s lips and rubs them vigorously on the unsuspecting victim. Also not limited to male prey, the female is heartless cold species who feeds on souls.
Yo, I passed out at this party and this bitch “lip glossed” me!!
by LeroyLooselips October 23, 2017
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Lip Gloss

Something worn by ugly ass girls because they know they got chappy ass lips so they need bullshit to make themselves look Decent
"Oh my good Mellissa I look so ugly because my lips are dry and chappy"
*Puts on lip gloss*
"THERE THATS BETTER"
by Thatnigga_Meech September 3, 2019
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lip gloss paint job

slang for oral sex; i.e. a womans lip gloss left on a mans privates after performing oral sex
damn girl you lookin' stupid fly, why dont u come over here and gimme a lip gloss paint job
by samsnowbuniii November 10, 2010
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