lightbulb

A breakdancing palm tree from the Hagaren fandom.

Q: How many Hagaren fangirls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:....
Fangirls: OMFG WHAT IF ENVY *IS* THE LIGHTBULB!?!?!?

by wiremess March 4, 2005

lightbulbs

A light source which can be considered fun to look at while high

"wow look at that lightbulbs" says christian

"Its like the blood in my arms" says john the emo

by Chrsitain Baker December 28, 2005

Lightbulbing

The act of doing/buying something nice for your partner in order to make their face light up like a light

Girl 1: Omg my boyfriend has been lightbulbing me lately
girl 2: I wish my Bf would do that.

by gubl March 18, 2019

lightbulb

Electric lamp consisting of a glass bulb containing a wire filament (usually tungsten) that emits light when heated.

Geek One: What do you do in your free time?

Geek Two: Change lightbulbs!

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 27, 2004

lightbulb

a bald-headed white man

May I change seats with you sir? The lightbulb directly in front of me is blinding me.

by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

lightbulbs

i like lightbulbs. therefore i like homebase as they sell light bulbs. go to homebase!

The dust collects on light bulbs,Whatever shall we do?
I tried to clean it with a duster,
But it turned to sticky goo.

The light used to shine so brightly,
But now it’s gone away.
It seems as though the darkness,
Is here to always to stay.

What happened to my light bulb?
It used to shine so bright.
Now it’s always dark here,
What happened to the light?
The dust it is so dusty,
Believe me when I say,
Dust your light bulbs daily,
Or you will truly pay.

by lora December 21, 2004

lightbulb

An object often used in jokes.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Fish!

by dalziel_86 June 18, 2003