League

A grouping of peoppe, usually athletes but not always.

Tom Brady got offended when someone suggested that Eli Manning was in the same league/class as him. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, was in Tom Brady's class. He was just a beautiful specimen to behold.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

League of Legends

Birth control.

League of Legends is a method of birth control.

by firefly juice March 9, 2022

league weeb

Someone so obsessed with the characters from the game League of Legends, especially the female ones, that they can almost be classified as a Weeaboo, but don't fit the exact definition of the word

Jeez did you see that guy, he has all the LoL t-shirts, posters and statues, what a league weeb

by goddamnthisshit April 2, 2017

League of Legends

THE GAME CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF. ONCE YOU JUMP INTO YOUR FIRST MULTIPLAYER MATCH, IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU. YOU'LL KEEP PLAYING AND PLAYING UNTIL YOU'VE PRESSED THE 'Q' KEY SO MUCH TIMES THAT YOUR FINGERS WILL TURN INTO BLOODY STUMPS. THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF IS IF YOU'RE AN EMO TEENAGER WITH MENTAL STABILITY PROBLEMS AND NEED A $40 GUIDE TO PLAY A SINGLE VIDEO GAME.

"Dude, why are you so sad? You look like you haven't slept for a year!"
"L...L...League of Legends"
"Oh, OK."

by _yellow_ March 6, 2017

League Syndrome

League of Legends players' who are normal quiet players. All of a sudden, they say toxic remarks such as: "kill yourself" "i hope you jump off a bridge" "cancer" "autism" or all of the above at the same time. These are players who feel insecure about themselves. They're the type of players to act innocent if you call them out on their toxicity in post-game chat, If they act innocent after they flame someone mid-game then they have a severe case of League Syndrome. They're the type of players to justify their negative attitude.

If you want a master manipulator then you need someone who has League Syndrome because those fuckers take shit out of their ass and smear it on their chat box.

Player 1: "Can you stop being toxic?"
Player 2: "Shut the fuck up faggot piece of shit you cancerous toxic fuck, you're the toxic one."
Player 3: "Wow, HOLY LEAGUE SYNDROME"

by LeagueMaster3000 October 18, 2016

League of Legends

The game is symbolized by a beautiful cancer that spreads like a butterfly. Your time on earth is numbered, but it's precious and it's worth it.

Ryan: Are you going to do your homework? You've been addicted to that game for 3 months
Bryan: No, there's no turning back. I'm on stage 4 League of Legends

by RVanonymous414 September 1, 2016

League of Legends

League of Legends(Commonly abbreviated as "League") is a popular game developed by Riot Games, a 26 billion dollar company founded by Marc Merrill and Brandon Beck. This game is played by the gayest of gays. Playing this game for over 5 mins at a time will have you wanting to kill yourself. However, the community is incredibly nice and helpful. Screw up once and the hoards of men smoochers who like going up and down on cock while playing will give you specific, helpful, instructions to "Uninstall" and "Kill yourself".

"Hey bro, wanna play League of Legends tonight?"
"Nah, I have a life"

by gay_dick_sucker October 3, 2021