laying eggs

Overall poor perfomance. Not meeting ones goals, screwing up, missing plays.

I was laying eggs out there on the court, missing all those shots.

by E Style November 23, 2006

laying chickie

acting as a lookout for someone perpetrating a crime. When the lookout sees the authorities or any witnesses he alerts the perps by shouting out "chicky, chicky chicky" as opposed to "cops".

since he was so young the gang had Marvin laying chickie while they boosted swag from parked cars.

by Deanmc430 October 21, 2010

laying up

just chilling with your nigga. just vibin, listening to music, making out, etc. just laying down and just hanging out. Getting to know them physically & emotionally.

friend;' hey what are you doing? you wanna go to a party?
you; nah , i cant. Im laying up with my girl tonight.

by papi82726272 January 17, 2016

Laying the Lumber

Bringing your best to an activity or performing extremely well. Used sometimes in contact sports where you are very physical and dominate.

After making a lot of big hits during a sport one would say "DANG! You were laying the lumber out there!" or after getting a very good score on a test you brag to your friends "Yea I just laid the lumber on every single question. That test had nothin on me." OR before an activity a coach might say to his team, "Get out there and LAY THE LUMBER!"

by Ethan U. December 18, 2008

Laying a cable

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

laying dimes

A good ass weld

Yo, look at Nick over there, he is laying dimes on that mf metal!

by Tipsy trev March 10, 2019

Laying track

To build memories with friends, when you lay track you are making stories that you can then go over after

"hey man you wanna lay some fat track later?"

"yea dude I'm always down for laying track"

by BSQT January 1, 2015