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DIRTY LAP DOG

A Small dog that is dirty/ A person who's dirty or does dirty shit
Sometimes my Brother Reggie acts like a dirty lap dog
by LightSkin_numba1 December 21, 2019
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Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.
by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022
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Lap-doggin

to comfort, to show affection toward another person.
to support or encourage to soothe, console, or reassure; bring cheer to yet not sexual.
Today, I had such a bad day, and I am in need of wine and some lap-doggin.

After the little boy lost his football game; he asked his mom when we get home can I have 2 things:
A bowl of ice cream and sit on the couch and you give me some Lap-dogginplease :(
by Graham like the Cracker June 22, 2012
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Lap Dogs

Very large, often enormous natural boobies, that upon releasing from the bra sustaining them fall in the lap of their owner. Although they are similar to funbags and sweatercows, they are usually distinctly larger and may share a unique purpose.

Lap dogs may be used to:

a. Keep one's lap warm on those cold winter nights.
b. A pillow.(when tossed over one's shoulder)
c. Musical instruments. When lifted up and allowed to slap down on the dinner table. Can be used in a dinner time orchestra along with the silverware drums and wine glass whistling.
d. Weapons.(simply release and rotate torso, preferably with the enemy's face at chest level; when you here "SLAAAP!!!" followed by a thud the maneuver has been performed successfully.
e. Motorboating. (Hey maybe it's not unique, but who could resist?)
1. Hey Natalia, I'm tired and there's no pillows on this couch. Could you lend me one of your lap dogs?

2. Listen Susie, I'm trying to make serious music here. Forget more cowbell, I wanna here more lap dogs or I'm kicking you out the band!
by Rosie Palm December 4, 2009
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Lap Dogg

A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.
That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...
by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018
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tory lapdog

anyone who does whatever the Tories wants, dropping all there own ideas and agreeing with Tory ideas
NICK CLEGG the Liberal Democrats leader is a Tory Lapdog
by Mr Ananomous1874 December 5, 2010
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lapdog

The boss likes Joe but he's such a lapdog.
by nafloot August 13, 2005
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