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L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

An acronym meaning Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Yoshi and Spilled My Fanta. Used when someone or something makes you laugh so hard you have trouble breathing.
Hey have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy? Yeah it made me L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.
by Koo Times Two September 6, 2011
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rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
by Omnibender February 22, 2011
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S.F.L.B.

A haircut which is short in the front, and long in the back. Used around Southern California a lot before the more universal term "mullet" became popular, especially in Orange County. Pronounced SVELBEE/SFELBEE or shortened to SFELB.
I'm not going out in public with you until you cut that S.F.L.B.!
by greta von March 25, 2009
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F.L.S.

1.)A vague, fake medical condition that sounds serious but actually means that you Feel Like Shit.

2.) often used to call out of work, to aviod someone you don't want to hang out with, etc.
"Dave can't come in today, his F.L.S. is acting up again."
by Klitzke May 18, 2008
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Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.
Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!
by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010
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D.S.L.F

Discord Server Liberation Front.

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by Its was a mistake to cum here January 19, 2021
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C.F.L.S.

Chronic Fatigue Lethargia Syndrome: When one is sporadically overcome with the inability to do a damn thing.
Mom: Do the dishes. Your sister made the dinner.
Son: No bitch. I ain't doin the dishes. My C.F.L.S. is kickin in.
by Drea Marie April 7, 2007
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