Laids

it is an upgraded version of Aids. It originated in 2008-2009 but an accurate date is not available. Laids can spread with just a wipe to the body or clothing, it can be fatal or could just make u turn into a massive shit, either way you're fucked

Jeff: (wipes hand on face) you got laids
John: thanks now im going to die
Jeff: or turn into a shit
John: does it matter either way im fucked!
Jeff: lol

by Tony Blueberry January 24, 2011

Laidsh

When a rash appears on your legs causing irritation and itchyness after a sexual experience(s) which can only be put down to aids, for lack of knowledge on sti's

Freddy - "WHY IS THERE A RED SPOTTY RASH ALL OVER MY LEGS?"

George - "Who have you been sleeping with?"

Freddy - "Elton. I doubt its an std! they dont cause leg rash!"

George - "Yeah they do, you have laidsh!"

by Binoggles July 6, 2010

LAIDS

Lady-aids or lesbian-aids.

Nobody really knows.

"AYYY, you got LAIDS!"
"Nah, mate i'm not lesbian!"
"But you are a Lady!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

by Primake September 24, 2018