L.A.F.S.S.

(Love At First Sight Syndrome) a disability that makes you fall in love easily.

"I met your mother due to my L.A.F.S.S."

by C. Sterling December 14, 2019

C.L.A.A.F

C.L.A.A.F is a tiny friend group of Teenagers C.L.A.A.F stands for Carrigan, Lex, Andy, Abner and Finn

Boy: Have u heard abt C.L.A.A.F?
Girl: No whos that?
Boy: The best friend group in the world

by Trashy_Raccoon January 26, 2022

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

big floppy faggot analy loaded and happy penis

I saw a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P running around town last night.

by Jimmy November 14, 2003

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

Short for the term, "Best Friend For As Long As Humanly Possible." Also known as a flope.

"Holy crack-head of a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P."

by Scrub November 11, 2003

L.A.G.N.A.F.

An acronym for Let's All Go Naked and Fornicate (or F*ck); originated in the late 1960's and seen on bumperstickers; the general public assumed it referred to some Air Force Base.

L.A.G.N.A.F.(white letters on blue background bumper sticker)
"What are we going to do this weekend? I'll buy a case of beer, let's head for the beach and LAGNAF!"

by Miami Joe September 8, 2007

L.A.F

Lit As Fuck

“THAT PARTY LAST NIGHT WAS L.A.F”
“IM L.A.F”

by Highhailz September 23, 2018

L.A.F.S.

L.A.F.S. stands for Less Attractive Friend Syndrome and is a real condition that affects girls. A girl who suffers from L.A.F.S. is uglier than her female friends, but despite this continues to hang out with said friends. This is usually because these girls are popular and she is popular with them. Because girls at parties move in groups the girls who suffers from L.A.F.S. is often the girl that the wingman takes while his friend dances/hooks up with the hotter girl. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. are also often overlooked and end up becoming 'easy' sexual partners. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. also have low self-esteem which is why they whore themselves out.

Example 1:

John: Dude I tried to hook up with Susie last night but she left early so I fucked her friend Kate instead.

Tim: Kate suffers from L.A.F.S...

John: I'm just a squirrel tryin to get a nut...

Example 2:

Steve: Do you think I should ask Jill out?

Mike: Nah Bro, she suffers from L.A.F.S. I would def hit her friend Trina though.

Example 3 (in a club):

Paul: Dude, dance with L.A.F.S. while I dance with her friend.

Jim: Yo, you know I got your back.

Paul: That's why you're the Ace Wingman.

(Paul goes on to fuck hot chick, while girl with L.A.F.S. cries herself to sleep in her tiny apartment.)

by tfln-New Jersey's publicist. June 25, 2009