Kumon. Oh mah lawd, Kumon.
They start you off with little kid problems (assuming you're just. That. Stupid.), and eat away at your life slowly as you sit there in your house on Saturday afternoons, scribbling away at your Kumon packets while everybody else maintains a social life. To the Kumon instructors, everybody learns the same way. Can't solve math problems that quickly, but understand the basics of it to be able to work it out carefully? Sorry, Charlie. Let's do it again until your brain works in the manufactured Kumon way.
To the people who are not yet enrolled in Kumon: when your parent makes any reference to the place in any way, shape, or form, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
They start you off with little kid problems (assuming you're just. That. Stupid.), and eat away at your life slowly as you sit there in your house on Saturday afternoons, scribbling away at your Kumon packets while everybody else maintains a social life. To the Kumon instructors, everybody learns the same way. Can't solve math problems that quickly, but understand the basics of it to be able to work it out carefully? Sorry, Charlie. Let's do it again until your brain works in the manufactured Kumon way.
To the people who are not yet enrolled in Kumon: when your parent makes any reference to the place in any way, shape, or form, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
Friend: So, Cassidy... what did you do this weekend? I didn't see you all last week; where were you?
Cassidy: Oh, you know... sitting in my house, doing Kumon packets.
Cassidy: Oh, you know... sitting in my house, doing Kumon packets.
by Peabrain August 27, 2012
Get the Kumon mug.Translates directly to "small things"; Japanese word that refers to knickknacks, small accessories, charms, pouches, etc, often of a cute or kitsch nature.
Also, the name of a town in Mie prefecture, Japan.
Not to be confused with "kimono" (class of traditional Japanese garments).
Also, the name of a town in Mie prefecture, Japan.
Not to be confused with "kimono" (class of traditional Japanese garments).
"I found an awesome cellphone pouch at that new komono store in Umetsubo town."
"I love to collect mushroom-themed komono."
"I love to collect mushroom-themed komono."
by Quex November 14, 2009
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Get the Kemonomimi mug.Kylon. He's a caring, funny and nice person. He's cute and when you see him your heart melts and you get nervous. When he shows you love it gives you a thousand butterflies in your stomach and makes you grow the widest smile on your face. Although, he might not be the most loyal person. That doesn't mean he's not loving.
Kylon's silly and he has the cutest smile. He hates negativity, and when he's sad he doesn't want to talk about it, and if your the wrong person and try to force it out of him he gets irritated. Kylon isn't someone who gets mad a lot most of the time he just get's irritated.
Kylon befriends everybody and when you get to know him you just want to be his best friend.
If you are his best friend or just close to him you are a very very lucky person.
Kylon's silly and he has the cutest smile. He hates negativity, and when he's sad he doesn't want to talk about it, and if your the wrong person and try to force it out of him he gets irritated. Kylon isn't someone who gets mad a lot most of the time he just get's irritated.
Kylon befriends everybody and when you get to know him you just want to be his best friend.
If you are his best friend or just close to him you are a very very lucky person.
Kylons the goat.
by Kylon's favorite person. June 8, 2019
Get the Kylon mug.Kimone is someone who you get along with so well and you will make the best memories with them. She is someone who will always be there for you no matter what and will always have your back and tell you the truth no matter how hurtful it can be. She is hilarious and caring and beautiful. She cares for her family and friends so much she'll do anything for them. She's the kind of person who is always happy and smiling through what ever situation. You'll love her so much and she will equally love you the same. She is just plain awesome and amazingly beautiful. You'll love her from the moment you meet her.
by aslovelyasyou June 10, 2011
Get the Kimone mug.kumon is the big brother of math and the best mental torture technique, if you ever hear your parents say that you will get enrolled in kumon, you have three options, convince parents to not enroll you in kumon, run for your life, go into kumon and get mental breakdown that gets worse everyday
kumon: here easy
person: okay
1 year later....
kumon: HERE YOUR CALCULUS LAGEBRA WORKSHEET. AND I DONT FUCKING CARE IF YOUR 6
Person: *cries*
person: okay
1 year later....
kumon: HERE YOUR CALCULUS LAGEBRA WORKSHEET. AND I DONT FUCKING CARE IF YOUR 6
Person: *cries*
by Randomduck1000 March 6, 2022
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kumon is gay ass, it fricking tortures the hell out of your already tiny minds. It will rip away all of your social skills and you will be stuck in your house on weekends trying to catch up on all of your worksheets.
in other words, it fricking sucks.
kumon is gay ass, it fricking tortures the hell out of your already tiny minds. It will rip away all of your social skills and you will be stuck in your house on weekends trying to catch up on all of your worksheets.
in other words, it fricking sucks.
"Hey, you ever heard of Kumon?"
"No, what is it?"
"IT'S FRICKING GAY RUN AWAY WHEN YOU HEAR THAT WORD!"
"No, what is it?"
"IT'S FRICKING GAY RUN AWAY WHEN YOU HEAR THAT WORD!"
by KumonGayAss February 22, 2020
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