Kanopalopter

ka-no-pa-lop-ter
When there is someone who fricken enhiliates someone by swinging their arms around in circles looking like a fucking mongolian retard, and ends up fucking smashing his puny ass prey and has a seizure afterward.

Holy fucking shit that Kanopalopter is absolutely kanopalopting that pasty white cunt

by boss_baby123 June 19, 2017

jack kanoff

Jack Kanoff is like the name Ben Dover, only in this case when you say the name it sounds like Jacking Off, which is masturbating.

*person puts kahoot name as Jack Kanoff*
Teacher: "Who's Jacking Off?"
Kids: *laugh*

by Virgin#69 November 21, 2019

Kuk I Kano

Norwegian slang originating from Aasane meaning Hot Dog. Translated it means Cock in Canoe. You can only get a Kuk in Kano at the Hydra Texaco Gasstation in Norway.

Let's get some Kuk I Kano guys!

by Russ05 November 20, 2004

Kanoofus

The chief of the gooftroop, can't get right. Epitome of a goofy, has no knowledge of general rules of conduct.

We had to 86 that kanoofus off the block.

by Ghettolot August 28, 2018

Keanon

Probably the greatest name ever. Keanon's (Also spelled Keenan, Kenan, Kenon, etc.) are confident, funny, and smell nice. They're smart, open to many ideas, and often help out those in need (albeit mostly for their own, often malicious, purposes.) Some people believe they are arrogant, a little vulgar, vindictive, and malicious but who cares what they think? :D

Today I got a text message from Keanon telling me to watch out for rain today. So I brought my umbrella. I thought he was just being nice, but turns out he also needed something to stop the rain from hitting him. :/

by Anonymous Mexican October 13, 2011

Kanoja

when a man turns into his alter ego at midnight, usually in this form they will be increased in power and cause others to hide in shame

Did you see ryan the other day? he turned kanoja on those guys that day

by BiggerNitch July 14, 2009

KEANO

An amazing guy that everyone likes and has a bright future and has a soft spot for short girls with long hair.He is funny ;active & humble.Loves talking and has a way to just people up.

"Wow he so Keano like top of the class amazing"

by super spectacular June 22, 2016