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Kwardio

Awks;
An uncomfortable feeling between two retards who refuse to say awkward or awks;
Something that "underground" people would prefer
John: Yo, did you hear about that kwardio foreign exchange student? Yeah, he can speak English, but refuses to talk to everyone.
Chris: Dude, that turtle freeze looks so kwardio
Dylan: Michael Cera and Ellen Page are so kwardio in every movie they're in.
by Batteringramspam June 18, 2011
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kwarteng

kwar·teng VERB

1) to commit a grave error, potentially financial in nature

※This definition can pertain to something that has happened before and stopped or an action currently occurring.

2) to suffer a continuous state of disaster
※This definition should have greater effect if the term is used for a situation arising from an action under definition 1.

Synonyms: 1) blunder, make a mistake, (informal) bugger up, (vulgar) fuck up
2) languish, suffer, be tormented, be tortured, (informal) get screwed over, (vulgar) get fucked over

Derivation:

1) From the surname of Kwasi Kwarteng, Chancellor of the Exchequer, in the aftermath of a September 2022 mini-budget widely condemned as erroneous by, among others, the International Monetary Fund and the Bank of England.
2) The same, but more as a result of the apparent rationale for emergency interventions by the Bank of England in the aftermath of the above.
Definition 1: That idiot of a CFO kwartenged the budget, didn't he?
Definition 2: Pension funds would have collapsed within hours had the economy been permitted to kwarteng unimpeded.
by bibhutibhushan September 28, 2022
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Kwark

Verb - to openly selectively choose opponents of a lesser quality to inflate your rank in a competition.
Wow you guys are undefeated, you must have really gone overboard with the kwarking.
by lastshadow December 16, 2009
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kward

Abbreviation for "awkward," as opposed to the more standard abbreviation "awk"
pronounced so that the "a" sounds like an "e"- "kwerd"
Alternate spellings: Kwerd, qwerd
Person 1: you have something in your teeth
Person 2: Kward...
by awkwardgirl January 11, 2010
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Kwasi Kwarteng

A yes-man that cocked up the british economy

Apparently they don't teach economics in Africa
by Liz Truss October 17, 2022
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Kwaffle

1. The lord of all waffles. deriving from the union of king and waffle. king+waffle=kwaffle.
2.A uber, amazingly delicious waffle.
3. Waffle royalty.
Today, just an ordinary waffle, but soon i shal become Kwaffle and rule over all over waffles!
by Fritzxcore January 28, 2007
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Knarfing

one who farts underwater and tries to eat the bubbles..
hey abby lets go the the beach and do some knarfing..
by hoobastank January 20, 2008
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