kryptotite

A girl (or guy) who is so tight that kryptonite is required to penetrate and/or tap that.

or

A virgin

or

To emphasize how hot a person is.

"Oh man, that girl is kryptotite"

"I was with that hot ass girl last night. Let's just say she was kryptotite."

"Holy shit, she's kryptotite!"

by Grant McUnit December 6, 2010

Krypnotic

Something so awesome and radical that it causes you to have uncontrollable diarrhea.

"Holy motherhumpers! Did you see that krypnotic pair of tits on that chick?"

by Crappy Housewife November 5, 2012

Kryptodick

the only thing that will keep you safe from whores with golden vaginas that like to whore whore whore it up.

Strap on yo kryptodick we don't want no skanks coming around.

by on work stoppage November 10, 2011