Kroger Brand

used to describe something that is unsatisfactory, cheap, or bad quality

"Your car sounds so bad it's Kroger Brand!"

by dreadtoad December 18, 2008

kroger cart tan

A tan one receives from pushing carts during the summer at Kroger. The tan is everywhere on the body that has not been covered by the Kroger uniform.

Joe: Jane, your kroger cart tan looks nice!
Jane: I know, don't you love how only my calves, forearms, neck, and face are slightly tanned? I sure do!

by maria l. September 25, 2006

kroger

a forced labor camp in which poor people are forced to complete useless tasks at the beckoning of five bazillion bosses each having they're own stupid idosynchrocies.

"hey man wutz up? Jus goin to work. Where? Kro-er..hell."

by mat April 1, 2003

Krogers

A code name for strip club. Effectively lets you and your friends talk freely about the titty bar without turning any heads.

Hey bro. I got a pocket full of cash lets go to Krogers.

by ChalieX November 17, 2010

kroger

Hell. as simple as that, No more no less

"Stop whining" at kroger

by Tabris September 8, 2004

Freddy Kroger

a complete nightmare you have when you get to the grocery store and realize how much they have raised the prices.

i had a complete Freddy Kroger when the cashier announced the total in front of the 10 people behind me in line.

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

kroger

Commonly mistakened for the concentration camps where Hitler would persecuit jews. Instead of killing people at kroger though, they force them to do mind numbing work, such as pushing large metal objects, many at a time. This is forced upon the victim until death ensues or genocide of the supervisors.

Wow, you go to Kroger? Doesn't that suck?

by Pasty April 1, 2003